Gorilla dating

So you get the general picture, my life is full of odd events, like dating a gorilla or accidentally dating a cousin.

No, its true, I went on a date with a guy I met at a club, who seemed surprisingly normal and nice, we agreed to meet at a local pub. Whilst waiting on him to arrive, I know not playing it cool, I never did master the turning up fashionable late thing, I glance over at what appears to be a hen party and at that point my attention is drawn to a gorilla entering at the bar. Kiss-o-gram, hen party, it all makes sense, until instead of grabbing the bride to be and forcing her to kiss, undress, put baby oil on him or whatever it is these guys do, he actually heads in my direction. I assume there is someone sitting behind me but no he actually kisses me on the cheek, and sits down whilst declaring how hot it gets in the costume.

Yep, its my surprisingly nice and normal date, who works as a kiss-o-gram. Anyway it is amazing how easy it is to forget you are sitting with a gorilla after the better part of a bottle of the house white that is, until, he jumps up, claims to be right back and heads to the other side of the bar where a small birthday party appears to be in full swing, yes my date has just kissed and fondled Sarah, Office Assistant who has just turned 21 and who got to kiss my date. Do you know I cannot remember his name, but I remember Sarah, the 21 year old office assistant.